OK. This is the beginning of a very long, very complicated story that’s in need of a plot, a good 10 hours of planning, and some basic proofreading. I’ve been writing it as I go (over 3 years now!) and it just gets worse. Some day when I have 10 hours to devote to it, I’ll revise everything, making it all better. Until then, enjoy the unfinished remains!
[dramatic battle music sounds]
[screen clears, revealing battle scene]
Wild HOMEWORK wants to fight!
BRAIN uses READLESSON!
BRAIN‘s intelligence rose!
Foe HOMEWORK uses INTIMIDATE!
BRAIN‘s concentration sharply fell!
BRAIN uses TACKLE>_>!
It’s not very effective…
Foe HOMEWORK uses DUEDATE!
HOMEWORK is now due 2 days earlier!
Good, BRAIN. Now return!
Foe HOMEWORK attempts to flee!
Escaping is not allowed, due to DOG‘s ARENATRAP!
DOG uses EAT!
It‘s super effective!
Foe HOMEWORK is eaten!
BRAIN gains 21 experience points!
DOG gains 1 tasty meal, 894 experience points